Stomach Flu

Here's to the stomach flu which has invaded my house. Here's to Oust, Clorox, paper towels and the washing machine. Here's to my insanity - I do hope it's temporary.

Dressed for Success

Today I worked in Mocha Frap's class. I went to the school office and copied some papers for the teacher. I had some problems with the copier, so one of the teachers helped me - thank you so much! I returned to class, there was a fire drill so I left early and went to the drug store to pick up Mocha's prescription. While looking at the 75% Christmas aisle, I noticed the tie on the front of my blouse didn't look right. I reached up and discovered the tag for my blouse on the OUTSIDE of the blouse. Nice.....I walked myself to the bathroom and changed. What a class act! Going to the school, the school office, the drug store with my blouse inside out. I'm sure the teacher who helped me on the copy machine thought that wasn't the ONLY help I needed today!

Cindy Crawford

This year I'm saving money (lots of it).....

• didn't take the Fraps to the movies - I'm waiting for it to come out on DVD.
• Didn't send the Fraps to a birthday party of an acquaintance.
• Keeping the house at 63 degrees - it's cold in here!
• Bought Cindy Crawford's skin care system. Oooppps! I was doing so well until I saw this informercial with Cindy and the French doctor with the one-of-a-kind French melon extract that when slathered on my aging skin will make me look like Cindy. Well.....maybe a fatter Cindy.

And speaking of informercials. There was one with some great Latin music and a gorgeous Latin instructor, but I just couldn't get my fat arse off the couch to go get the phone for that call. And everyone on the informercial had the most amazing abs - even this gal who said she'd birthed 7 children. Well since I only have 3 Fraps, I think I'll just save my money on that product!

So here's to looking like a younger, fatter Cindy in 2009!